Asschapel stream their entire discography!

Posted by longhairedpoet on Friday, July 15, 2016 at 12:43 PM (PST)


[photo by Karoline Collins]

Tennessee thrashers Asschapel have teamed up with Southern Lord to unleash upon the world the entirety of the Asschapel discography. The collection is properly titled Total Destruction (1996​-​2006).

Southern Lord is offering all kinds of fancy shit for the buyer and collector in you or in your heavy metal family, but they want you to have a chance to hear all 31 blistering tracks before you buy.

If like me you find yourself asking, “Who the fuck is Asschapel?” Read on:

“At turn of the 21st Century a Chapel of Ass arose from the buckle of shit known as the Bible Belt, Nashville, Tennessee. Built upon the crushed dreams of many aspiring country singers off music row, some local dudes accidentally formed the Satanic thrash rock juggernaut ASSCHAPEL, only to find themselves self-destructing into hell seven years later without a trace… Yet over the course of seven years this sect played all over the Western world, leaving in their wake crippled vans with wheels flying off, shattered heels, broken noses, torn out nipple rings, maxed out credit cards, on-stage arguments, collapsed house show ceilings, everyone’s clothes falling off at the show, and more, while impressively avoiding search and arrest from the authorities due to shear body odor coming straight from the dirty south.

Posthumously, members have moved on to the ranks of Pelican, The Swan King, Tijuana Goat Ride, Hans Condor, and others, and one of ASSCHAPEL’s hymns was even featured in a Mazda commercial. This is the legacy which was ASSCHAPEL… Amen.”

Break your face to Asschapel’s Total Destruction (1996​-​2006) here.

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