A good Monday to all my fellow heathens and cretins out there and welcome to Random Metal Shit Monday. This is the place where you come to get your metal fix and laugh, scream, cry, punch away the dreariness that is the dreaded Monday.
Today’s randomness is in honor of the most honored and epic of liches, Jesus. No zombie Jesus here. He was a lich damnit! In honor of his lichness we bring you two videos of varying taste. One a piece of sludgy goodness that quotes from the New Testament and the other a statement done in the form of epic power metal.
Today’s RMSM is brought to you by the letter “L”, because JESUS WAS A FUCKING LICH!