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Random Metal Shit Monday: Young Guitarist Of The Year 2011

Posted by JDKleinhans on Monday, April 2, 2012 at 1:07 PM (PST)

A good Monday to all my fellow heathens and cretins out there and welcome to Random Metal Shit Monday. This is the place where you come to get your metal fix and laugh, scream, cry, punch away the dreariness that is the dreaded Monday.

Today’s randomness is an example of the shit kids do nowadays. I’m not talking about stealing cars and getting pregnant. I”m talking about those amazing kids out there that do amazing things that many “grown” adults can only hope to someday do. To see what the hell I’m rambling on about head on over here.

Today’s RMSM is brought to you by the number 13, which is how old this kid is and an age of my life I wish I could forget.

Random Metal Shit Monday: Doki Doki

Posted by JDKleinhans on Monday, March 26, 2012 at 10:39 AM (PST)

A good Monday to all my fellow heathens and cretins out there and welcome to the first edition of RANDOM METAL SHIT MONDAYS (previously known as “Funny Metal Shit Mondays”)!

This is the place where you come to get your metal fix and laugh, scream, cry, punch away the dreariness that is the dreaded Monday.

Today’s is an example of what happens when you take three cute Japanese girls, throw ’em in those adorable school girl outfits, and put a three piece metal band behind them. The things those crazy Japanese do and listen to these days. Get your Baby Metal fix right here.

Today’s RMSM is brought to you by the letter D for doki doki, which happens to me way to often.

Osbournes get animated

Posted by XxCrashQueenxX on Wednesday, March 7, 2012 at 1:47 PM (PST)

Admit it, you missed them. The Osbournes are coming back to television in the form of an animated cartoon titled The F’n Osbournes. Ozzy and the rest of the family will be joining forces with the Toronto based animation company Cuppa Tea to bring the new 20-episode series to your television screens.

Sharon (Ozzy’s wife) states ” Teaming up with Cuppa Coffee has spawned a great opportunity to produce a unique animated prime-time show,” said Sharon. “I’ve been excited about animating our often crazy lives for a while now.” Sharon also said that this new cartoon is “- certainly not one for little kids.”

The show’s creators will be heading to the MipTV Conference in hopes of obtaining financing for the cartoon.

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Slayer to give away condoms for Valentine’s day

Posted by SeanB on Tuesday, February 7, 2012 at 8:42 PM (PST)

Slayer logoNothing says romance like Slayer.  Period. So it’s great to hear they’ve decided to get into the Valentine’s Day spirit.  How you may ask?  By giving away condoms of course!  Like most metal heads you probably pick your signifigant other based on whether or not they can recite every word to Angel of Death, so this is probably right up your alley.  

The band’s webshop is apparently giving one custom Slayer condom away with the purchase of one of several select shirts.  So yes, you do have to buy something.  I mean it’s Valentine’s Day, did you really think you could get the coolest gift ever for free?

Click here to check out the goods.

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Funny Metal Shit Monday: LEGO Lumberjack to Metal Monolith

Posted by NichTheHair on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 11:18 AM (PST)

A good Monday to all you Metal Rioters out there and welcome to another edition of Funny Metal Shit Mondays. The place where you come to get your metal fix and laugh away the dreariness that is the dreaded Monday.

Today’s video is a direct result of what can happen when you play with metal objects during a magical lightning storm. This post is brought to you by the letter B for bed, the thing I just rolled out of.

Click here for some stop-motion awesomeness.

Funny Metal Shit Monday: “Du Hast” – A Cappella

Posted by JDKleinhans on Monday, July 18, 2011 at 3:34 PM (PST)

A good Monday and another happy hot ass July day to all you Metal Rioters out there and welcome to another edition of Funny Metal Shit Mondays. The place where you come to get your metal fix and laugh away the dreariness that is the dreaded Monday.

Today’s Funny Metal Shit is brought to you by Viva Vox Choir, which according to the group’s Facebook page is “arguably the only choir in Serbia currently performing a cappella renditions of pop-rock music with beatbox”. Don’t believe them? Well, then check out this unbelievable rendition of Rammstein‘s “Du Hast”. Yes, a cappella style. GO HERE! DO IT!! DO IT NOW!!!

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Funny Metal Shit Monday: Hijinks Ensue – Brutal

Posted by JDKleinhans on Monday, July 11, 2011 at 1:57 PM (PST)

A good Monday and happy hot ass July to all you Metal Rioters out there and welcome to another edition of Funny Metal Shit Mondays. The place where you come to get your metal fix and laugh away the dreariness that is the dreaded Monday.

Today’s Funny Metal Shit is brought to you by Hijinks Ensue, a geek comic by Joel Watson. Ever go to a metal show for a genre of metal that your usually a casual fan of? Check out the hijinks that can ensue in such a situation here.

Don’t forget the goat.

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Funny Metal Shit Monday: Strong Bad Guitar

Posted by JDKleinhans on Monday, June 27, 2011 at 5:42 PM (PST)

A good Monday and happy early American Independence Day to all you Metal Rioters out there and welcome to another edition of Funny Metal Shit Mondays. The place where you come to get your metal fix and laugh away the dreariness that is the dreaded Monday.

Today’s Funny Metal Shit is brought to you once again by Strong Bad, THE consummate hero of Homestar Runner. Check out all of Strong Bad’s mad guitar skills right here.

“AND THE DRAGON COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHT!!!”

Funny Metal Shit Monday: Black Metal Babysitting

Posted by JDKleinhans on Monday, June 20, 2011 at 5:08 PM (PST)

A good Monday to all you Metal Rioters out there and welcome to another edition of Funny Metal Shit Mondays. The place where you come to get your metal fix and laugh away the dreariness that is the dreaded Monday.

Today’s Funny Metal Shit Monday is in honor of all the kick-ass babysitters of the world. To check out the best creative project ever, head on over here.

Funny Metal Shit Monday: Where do babies come from

Posted by Ehrila on Monday, June 13, 2011 at 2:49 PM (PST)

A good Monday to all you Metal Rioters out there and welcome to another edition of Funny Metal Shit Mondays. The place where you come to get your metal fix and laugh away the dreariness that is the dreaded Monday.

Today’s Funny Metal Shit covers the question: “Where do babies come from?” This delicate question gets answered by members from Carnifex, Arsis, Misery Index, Fear Factory, Revocation and last but not least Gene Hoglan.

Check out the educational? video here. Enjoy!!

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Funny Metal Shit Monday: TROGDOR the BURNINATOR

Posted by JDKleinhans on Monday, June 6, 2011 at 6:17 PM (PST)

A good Monday and happy Memorial Day to all you Metal Rioters out there and welcome to another edition of Funny Metal Shit Mondays. The place where you come to get your metal fix and laugh away the dreariness that is the dreaded Monday.

Today’s Funny Metal Shit is brought to you by Strong Bad, THE consummate hero of Homestar Runner. Check out all of Trogdor’s majesty here.

“TROGOOOOOOOOOOR!!! Burninating the countryside. Burninating all the peasants!”

Funny Metal Shit Monday: Metalcore Kelly Clarkson

Posted by JDKleinhans on Monday, May 30, 2011 at 7:34 PM (PST)

A good Monday and happy Memorial Day to all you Metal Rioters out there and welcome to another edition of Funny Metal Shit Mondays. The place where you come to get your metal fix and laugh away the dreariness that is the dreaded Monday.

Today’s Funny Metal Shit is inspired by Kelly Clarkson and her performance at the Indianapolis 500. I have to admit, Kelly Clarkson is one of my guilty pleasures and I have seen her live many times (I do wear a metal shirt just to keep some sense of dignity). So, here is a video of what my Kelly Clarkson wet dream would consist of. Check it out here.

Funny Metal Shit Monday: Sarah Palin Meets Heavy Metal Parking Lot

Posted by JDKleinhans on Monday, May 23, 2011 at 4:27 PM (PST)

A good Monday to all you Metal Rioters out there and welcome to another edition of Funny Metal Shit Mondays. The place where you come to get your metal fix and laugh away the dreariness that is the dreaded Monday.

Today’s Funny Metal Shit is truly another heavy metal mashup but with a twist. What would happen if Sarah Palin did a book signing for the crowd from Heavy Metal Parking Lot. Well, what don’t we take a moment and find out. Take a look right here.

Funny Metal Shit Monday: Justin Bieber Vs. Slipknot

Posted by JDKleinhans on Monday, May 16, 2011 at 7:49 AM (PST)

A good Monday to all you Metal Rioters out there and welcome to another edition of Funny Metal Shit Mondays. The place where you come to get your metal fix and laugh away the dreariness that is the dreaded Monday.

Today’s Funny Metal Shit is truly an epic metal mashup. This week’s Funny Metal Shit Monday is presented to you by Isosine, who has a true talent for creating remixes, mashups, and original pieces of aural art. And remember, as Slipknot reminds us, “the reign will kill us all… / Throw ourselves against the wall / But no one else can see / The preservation of the martyr in me”.

Get it here.

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How to make Vegan Pad Thai by Vegan Black Metal Chef episode 1

Posted by Ehrila on Wednesday, May 11, 2011 at 9:48 AM (PST)

The Vegan Black Metal Chef recently posted the first episode on how to make Vegan Pad Thai, and of course it is made the black metal way! The video shows how to make the dish step by step. Check out the video here.

The Vegan Black Metal Chef commented on the video:

“This is a complete walkthrough on how to make the best Vegan Pad Thai Ever! I tried to only use ingredients that are easily available. Tamarind paste or soup base is the only odd one in there. It can easily be purchaced at an asian grocery store…but Wal Mart might even have tamarind something. Even Tamarind Nectar will probably work. Just use less or no extra water. You can also substitute some coconut milk for some of the water.”

“There will be no ‘recipe’ given, watch the video to see the amounts, learn the concepts, and give it a try. To me Recipes intimidate people and take away your aspect of creation. They are ok in some respects, I just don’t know many people that make things from recipes.”

“Btw, all of the armor is rubber, not leather. All music and video is made by the Vegan Black Metal Chef.”

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